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300 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/04 02:55

> "It was the first time I'd had dinner with a lady, so I tried to pull myself together in a hurry"
Hmmmm... I wonder about this one

303 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/04 02:56

>>300
i thynk mebbe he shouldnta said that

304 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/04 02:56

Train, good work. I had cup-o-noodles for dinner.
That's it ( ´ー`)

306 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/04 02:57

"It was the first time I've had dinner with a lady, so I tried to pull myself together in a hurry"
is the same as saying
"Guess what, I'm a VIRGIN!"

309 Name: Train Man ◆SgHguKHEFY Date: 04/04/04 02:57

So that was a bad choice... _| ̄|○

337 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/04 03:03

Wait a sec!
"It was the first time I'd had dinner with a lady, so I tried to pull myself together in a hurry"
Are we ignoring the fact that that could be seen as modesty or something?
With Train's current power level, it might be possible...

339 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/04 03:04

A man who's trying to change himself for her
Hermes could only be happy, right?

362 Name: Train Man ◆SgHguKHEFY Date: 04/04/04 03:12

I've reached my physical limit... _| ̄|○

Thanks as always for today everyone
*waves*

383 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/04 03:17

okay, let's all think of what train should say when he confesses his love!

389 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/04 03:19

>383 I can think of lots of "How the Happy Couple Met" scenarios to say at a wedding, but...

390 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/04 03:19

"I knew from the first time we met!"

392 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/04 03:20

>>383
"Won't you set out with me on the journey called Life? We'll travel by train..."

398 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/04 03:23

"I may be younger than you, but I'll do my best not to leave you behind"

404 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/04 03:27

"May I fall for you?"

433 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/04 07:01

Good morning guyz 'A`)ノ

There's a lot less casualties than I expected
But now Train is entering the real battle
At any rate, I think the love confession should still be a ways off,
but maybe to ascertain Hermes's feelings, he should
invite her to a "date" spot, just the two of them?
I live in the Chuubu area so I'll leave the place-picking to youz up in Kanto. ('A`)

462 Name: Train Man ◆SgHguKHEFY Date: 04/04/04 15:15

I just checked my cellphone and this thread to make sure last night was real
It was all reality... Sometimes even now I can't believe it...

475 Name: Train Man ◆SgHguKHEFY Date: 04/04/04 15:58

I just read the history log...
You all decided on the lines... _| ̄|○ plz lemme off the hook

Also I didn't bring up the cherry blossom topic... _| ̄|〇 I suck
I was just so busy getting slammed by the friend

486 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/04 17:07

───At a lookout point, overlooking the night scenery
Hermes: "It's... such a lovely view..."
Train Man: "This is one of my favorite spots."
Hermes: "Oh, really...? Thank you for sharing it with me."
Trane Man: "Of course. I shared it BECAUSE it's you. *laughs*"
Hermes: "Ahaha *laughs* I'm happy to hear that *laughs*"
──After a short silence, their hands accidentally brush up against each other
Plane Man: "Ah, forgive me..." (hurriedly pulls his hand away)
Hermes: (whispers) "...I wish you hadn't pulled away..."
Plain Man: "Eh...?"
Drain Man: "Um... Hermes?"
Hermes: "Y... yes?"
(their hearts both pound)
Crane Man: "The truth is... from the first time we met... I've..."
Hermes: "Wait, please. Let me say something first..."
Rain Man: "Okay."
(Hermes moves slightly closer to Train Man)
Hermes: "Since that time when you saved me on the train... I've been in love with you...
      I'm older than you, but... please go out with me, and try not to leave me behind..."
(Train embraces Hermes gently)
Brain Man: "If you'll have me... I mean, yes. Please, go out with me."
Hermes: "Heehee... I'm so glad. Thank you."

The two kiss.
From behind, only the sparkling night scenery watched over them.
It seemed to be giving its blessing to the couple...
ーーーーー
It's evening and I'm still at the office - what the hell am I writirglkmsglkmrglsklklsr

488 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/04 17:10

>>486
It started out as Train and then changed a bunch LOL

489 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/04 17:13

>>486
Train Man or Plane Man or Drain Man, whatever
What's important is focusing on the situation at hand

It doesn't really matter, but has Stain Man already decided to drop a nuke?

490 Name: Train Man ◆SgHguKHEFY Date: 04/04/04 17:16

I have wild imaginings like >>486 every day, but...

553 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/04 21:51

Just like we're all calling the girl Train likes "Hermes" here,
Hermes and her friend are probably
calling Train "Trainykins" or something, huh.

friend: "Trainykins seems like he's a nice guy!"
H: "Really? You think so?"
friend: "He's definitely got feelings for you, no doubt~"
H: "You think~? *blush*"
friend: "You're text messaging each other every night, riiiiight? It's cute, you should start going out with him♪"
H: "Oh, but it might just be my misunderstanding...
  Trainykins seems like the type who's nice to everyone..."
friend: "Don't be sillyyyy!"

like that...
There's the side of me that watches over Train's joyous progress
and the side of me that feels so empty and alone...

537 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/04 21:40

Any brave souls here that have confessed love to someone or had someone confess love to them?!?!

542 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/04 21:44

>>537
I've been dumped a bunch of times, does that count...?

546 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/04 21:47

>>542
How did you confess?

578 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/04 22:17

>>546
Sorry, I was watching 'Aruaru'

I called a girl I'd become pretty good friends with up on the phone,
and decided that I was definitely gonna confess that day,
she caught the drift ahead of time and turned me down, saying "I don't feel like that about you"

At my part time job there was this girl I had a crush on,
but I'd never talked to her before so I summoned up all my courage and tried to start a conversation
"May I speak with you for a moment?" I asked,
but she looked at me like 'who the hell are you' and fled

I fell for the friend of a friend at a party once,
and confessed my love a few days later, very straightforward "Please go out with me"
She said "I'm not sure if I want to go out with you yet, so let's start with being friends"
but two weeks later, she comes back with "It's no use, sorry"

There was an underclassman in my school club who seemed to adore me,
so once when it was just the two of us, I asked "I'd like us to start going out", but
she turned me down, saying "I can't see you that way"

Well, that's life for you... ('A`)urgh

591 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/04 22:28

Hey, I just realized it today, but I think that Train's choice of words
"It was the first time I'd had dinner with a lady, so I tried to pull myself together in a hurry"
can mean "because I have feelings for you"...

If he just wanted to send a thank you and didn't really care about Hermes one way or the other,
he wouldn't invite her out to dinner, and definitely wouldn't make any special preparations for it, either.

I think that Hermes has definitely noticed that.

596 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/04 22:33

Train may be a space cadet,
but Hermes seems kinda spacey, too.
She might not actually have noticed

55 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/04 00:44

Hermes's famous quotes log:

"Haha *laughs*, actually I was hinting *laughs*"
"Yes, I've got you. *laughs*"
"I bet you won't listen if I pester you about it *laughs*"
"My friends always tell me that I look like Moomin *laughs*"
"Japanese food just seems to suit you, somehow"
"Oh? *laughs* Well, then, I'll just dress up a bit, too *laughs*"

598 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/04 22:34

>>596
You think...?

Fr4z3z like >>55's quote log don't come from a space cadet

599 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/04 22:35

fr4z3z, yeaahh━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!

600 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/04 22:37

"Fr4z3z"?

601 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/04 22:41

>>600
Fr4z3z = frazez = phrases

765 Name: Train Man ◆SgHguKHEFY Date: 04/04/06 20:51

Hi. Yesterday I devoted myself to text messaging with her
Just as I thought, The Matrix is hard to understand

766 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/06 20:57

Whaddaya mean?
What'd she say?

767 Name: Train Man ◆SgHguKHEFY Date: 04/04/06 21:03

>>766
The story is really hard to follow. Starting with part 2.
I tried to explain it to her to the extent that I understood it

But it seems she enjoyed them quite a bit, at any rate

769 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/06 21:16

devoted yourself to text messaging...
you were exchanging enough to be able to devote yourself to it, huh...


('A`)urgh

770 Name: Train Man ◆SgHguKHEFY Date: 04/04/06 21:25

Anyway, it's going to be a little while until our next meeting (two weeks?)
I'm going to have a lot of free time until then.

I think by then this thread will probably be long gone,
so everyone sit tight, and if anything else happens, I'm thinking I'll prolly start a new thread myself,
how's that?

390 Name: Train Man ◆SgHguKHEFY Date: 04/04/12 20:17

We've been trading email on and off for the past few days...
What's it called? Is this what people call "love's pulse"? ( ´ー`)

392 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/12 20:33

Train yeeahhh━━━(#`Д´)´∀`)・ω・) ゚Д゚)゚∀゚)・∀・) ̄ー ̄)´_ゝ`) ━━━!!
(´ー`)←i bet this'll be my next trauma lol

399 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/13 02:29

love's pulse... love's pulse...

Sergeant... my own pulse is.... about to... stop........

400 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/13 03:08

Hang in there!!
You've got a mother back home who's waiting for you!

409 Name: Train Man ◆SgHguKHEFY Date: 04/04/13 21:00

Sorry for just disappearing yesterday. I accidentally fell asleep

What I meant by love's pulse was that we're text messaging each other at least once a day
The topics? It started out being mainly movies,
and then it turned into discussion of values, and from there it opened into sortof a discussion on romance.
As far as her opinion

"I have zero experience in that area, so I don't really know much *grimace*"
"What!? You must be kidding. There's no way the girls could stay away from you *laughs*"

like that ( ´ー`)

412 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/13 21:07

>>409
Be confident but not menial
And don't become a braggart, just don't lose that goodness and flavor that you have right now
Just continue the correspondence and continue to have a good relationship.

413 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/13 21:10

>>409
Hermes saying that means that she doesn't see the made-over Train Man as a sloppy Akihabara nerd.
It seems like their conversation topics just keep increasing, so next time they meet, their talks will have even more stimulation, I guess.

414 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/13 21:10

>>409
Luckkyyyyy

But it kinda seems like Hermes has put Train Man up on a pedastal...
I hope he doesn't come crashing down

But there's nothing like having a woman say "you're popular with the ladies, aren't you"
When I say "I'm not popular...", I've never had a woman interject
something like "You must be kidding"...

415 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/13 21:12

>>409
Look, just don't let your guard down, okay!
It's a bad idea to push a good thing too far
Just keep it up with the same sound discretion

419 Name: Train Man ◆SgHguKHEFY Date: 04/04/13 21:26

Okay, I'll do my best to keep myself together from now on, too (`・ω・´)
See you in two days, then

*waves*

477 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/17 21:29

I took a lesson from Train Man and went to the hair salon for the first time in my life!
It's nice to have girls play with your hair and massage your scalp, huh.
I was all (;´Д`)*pant pant*

So how am I supposed to reproduce this hairstyle tomorrow?

478 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/17 21:38

>>477
Why don't you take a picture, and then use wax or styling gel to reproduce it?

479 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/17 21:42

>>478
But how do I do the actual reproduction LOL

Hair stylist girl:
"Do you usually use styling wax?"

Me:
"No"

Stylist:
"..................you should........."

To tell the truth, I wanted her to scold me more

480 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/17 21:53

>>479
For how to use it, go buy a magazine, or look it up on the internet or another BBS.
The effect will be different based on your hair type and style, so good luck.

▼▲Men's Hair Styling, Hairdressing Fees【29】▲▼
http://life3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/diet/1082167933/l50

483 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/17 22:09

>>480
I gave it a read,
but I dun get it

488 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/17 22:17

>>485
Words I don't understand:

set power
blow
styling
roots

It says "twist" a lot, too, but what is twisting it supposed to do?

492 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/17 22:33

set power... whether or not you can make your hairstyle look like it did when you left the salon
blow... use a hairdryer to style your hair
styling... making your hair look how you want it to
roots... the roots of your hair

I think? Sorry if anything was wrong.

Don't ask me what twisting is supposed to do...
Twist it... and... uhhhh...... make your hairstyle look how you want?

Also, here are some hair salon search listings that people have mentioned before:
http://www.walkerplus.com/hairsalon/
http://www.beauty-navi.com/

493 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/17 22:49

twist it, so the ends kinda stick together, and then stick up in little tufts
that's it, i bet
the simplistic hair, the one where it's finished when it's all messed up
the one where you see handsome guys sometimes twisting the ends of their hair!!


i think...

57 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/16 11:38

I went to the convenience store and after I'd finished buying my stuff,
I was about to go home, and this girl was asking the clerk for directions
I lived in the area so I asked her where she was going, and since it was somewhere I'd heard of
I took her there myself
When we got to the destination, the girl was so grateful
She asked my name and address, but I said eloquently
that it's only natural to help someone who's in trouble, and that I didn't need any thanks


Yes, I suck....

58 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/16 11:44

>>57
That was your big chance to debut as Directions Man

59 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/16 12:03

>>57
Dummy! Stupid!
Coward!
"I'd like to thank you" was just an excuse.......

111 Name: Directions Man.... not. Date: 04/04/16 23:36

And what's more, today I exchanged contact info with a different strong-willed girl


She was a motorcycle cop. _lT○

102 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/16 23:05

You can give this chicken orders via a webcam
It only works in English
http://www.subservientchicken.com/
Use it 2 kill time or something

673 Name: Little No Name... did my signal reach you?[sage] Date: 04/04/16 22:57

I tried saying "i love you" to the chicken
It came right up to the camera and made a peace sign

I'm a little addicted

108 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/16 23:34

>>102 I just saw it. It's fun, huh. He seems bored - someone give him an order

109 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/16 23:34

How does that thing in 102 work?
Is the chicken waiting for all this in real time?

113 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/16 23:37

>>109
To give it away,
it just plays movie clips based on reactions to certain keywords that you input

It's still fun, tho
calm down
or
lay down
or
I hate you
or

121 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/17 00:01

I input "kill me", and it came right up close to the screen,
it was so creepy that I closed the window.

123 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/17 00:06

I said "suck my dick" and it came close and did something to me

125 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/17 00:12

I typed in "sex" and it scolded me

128 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/17 00:15

I put in "duck" and it's doing an impression

331 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/17 17:28

A request-word list for the chicken in >>102
http://dev.magicosm.net/cgi-bin/public/corvidaewiki/bin/view/Game/SubservientChickenRequestList

This chicken's too scary, it's gonna come out in my dreams.
I put in "kill me" and I seriously thought I was gonna die.

While the thread residents were amusing themselves with the chicken, Train Man was continuing his text-messaging with Hermes, to set up their next dinner date.

147 Name: Train Man ◆SgHguKHEFY Date: 04/04/17 01:02

Sorry I'm so late. I had to work today as usual...
We were mailing each other during work so I didn't get anything done

We decided to meet tomorrow for dinner~

150 Name: Train Man ◆SgHguKHEFY Date: 04/04/17 01:06

Sorry, it seems I made you all misunderstand... _| ̄|○
The truth is, until just a while ago we were worrying over whether to go tomorrow or the day after... (´・ω・`)

157 Name: Train Man ◆SgHguKHEFY Date: 04/04/17 01:12

Not exactly worrying, I guess, more like she was having trouble deciding?
Kinda like: I have to get up early the next day, what should I do?
Also which restaurant to go to.
She hadn't thought about when or where until yesterday, huh _| ̄|○

158 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/17 01:12

You were worrying about when to have your date until this late at night, huh...

The bomb's been dropped on me.

162 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/17 01:15

As for us, instead of digging a trench, we've been


P L A Y I N G . W I T H . A . C H I C K E N

167 Name: Train Man ◆SgHguKHEFY Date: 04/04/17 01:18

I wonder what it is.
Lately, we text message about even stupid little things.
What we had for lunch today, or how hot it is today, or what we watched on TV

We were so busy doing all that kind of stuff that we forgot to decide what to do tomorrow ( ´ー`)

170 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/17 01:19

( ´ー`) ←i wonder if this will traumatize me later

172 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/17 01:21

Have you decided when you'll confess your love?

174 Name: Train Man ◆SgHguKHEFY Date: 04/04/17 01:22

>>172
_| ̄|○

175 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/17 01:23

>>174
Do you know her birthday and whatnot?

177 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/17 01:24

>>174
(((( ;゚Д゚))) What's with that _| ̄|○??
Ah!! No way, could it be, you've already...!!?

182 Name: Train Man ◆SgHguKHEFY Date: 04/04/17 01:26

>>175
Neither of us knows the other's.

Oh yeah, the topic of commuting together has been brought up,
but it's hard to make the times work out.

Apparently she recently ran into a groper during her commute ヽ(`Д´)ノ

184 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/17 01:26

Commuting together... aaauuuugggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh~~~~~~~~~~~~~

186 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/17 01:27

>>182
He definitely said something like:

If I'd been there, I would have protected you...

187 Name: Train Man ◆SgHguKHEFY Date: 04/04/17 01:27

>>177
Sorry, it means I haven't decided what to do yet, at all.
If I confess... what will happen...?
But, I don't think it would be good to just drag along in our current state, either...

189 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/17 01:28

Just take your time, it's fine.
Have you talked about love at all?

190 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/17 01:28

>>186
Did you say that!? Did you~~~!?

I predict that the more bad memories she has of being on the train,
the more favorable her opinion of Train will be.

191 Name: Train Man ◆SgHguKHEFY Date: 04/04/17 01:29

>>186
( ´ー`)

199 Name: Train Man ◆SgHguKHEFY Date: 04/04/17 01:31

>>189
We talked about our opinions of love through movies, a little

204 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/17 01:33

>>199
Did it seem confirmed that Hermes is single?

211 Name: Train Man ◆SgHguKHEFY Date: 04/04/17 01:35

I wondered why she was mailing me so uncharacteristically early in the morning,
and it said "there was a groper on the train".

She seemed pretty upset about it
so I did my best to cheer her up via text message.

So,
"If I'd been there, I would never have allowed that to happen"

"That's just not possible"

"Would you like me to commute with you?"

But based on the times we leave home and the stations we're at, it's pretty difficult to work out

like that

217 Name: Train Man ◆SgHguKHEFY Date: 04/04/17 01:36

But more to the point. It's more impossible for me to dress up fashionably every day for that... _| ̄|○

222 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/17 01:38

Dammit, dammit, I'm pissed off! That's it, I'm using the chicken to jerk off.

223 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/17 01:39

>>222
You'd better not, it doesn't sound very healthy, somehow

225 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/17 01:39

>>211
You've become so proactive
You're a totally different person from the Train Man who at first was so freaked out over whether or not to call her on the phone
Using us as a stepping stone, you've really moved up...
It's a little painful, but I'm happy

226 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/17 01:40

Train had that courage to begin with.
This was just the stimulus.

229 Name: Train Man ◆SgHguKHEFY Date: 04/04/17 01:42

>>204
I haven't actually heard her say "I'm single"... _| ̄|○

There's a scene in Matrix 2 where Neo kisses another woman right in front of Trinity
Apparently that shocked her, and from there we got to talking about our opinions on romance.

Specifically, she said that if she had been Trinity, she would have died from the shock ( ´ー`)
So I said "I have zero experience in that area, so I don't really know _| ̄|○"
"You must be kidding *laughs*", she said, or something like that

243 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/17 01:49

You should just ask her whether or not she has a boyfriend
Just say something like
"I just thought that if you have a boyfriend, I'm probably being an annoyance by inviting you out to dinner time and time again"

256 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/17 01:57

since it seems he doesn't plan on confessing his love any time soon, this is prolly gonna turn out to be a long battle, huh~~.
but somehow, when i hear hermes's speech and mannerisms, i get the feeling that she's figured out what train is thinking,
and that she's trying to figure out what to do.
even if he did confess, i get the feeling she'd just say something like "please... give me some time to think it over"

258 Name: Train Man ◆SgHguKHEFY Date: 04/04/17 01:58

Thank you all for all your help today, as always
I'm gonna get ready for tomorrow

*waves*

273 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/17 02:14

Truthfully, there's really no more place for us in regards to Trainykins.
All we can do is get depressed over the depression bombs he drops.
Maybe this thread has only returned to its rightful place as a Depression Thread...

291 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/17 08:45

Ugh... Trainykins showed up after I went to bed

First of all, congrats on keeping up the relationship、and, it's a little long, but about the whole "commuting together" thing...
Even if... ...is there absolutely no way you can make it work?
For the clothes to wear, you're a working man, so a suit's fine, right?
If you don't have very many, just make sure you have about 7 button-up shirts
That way, you can change every day without having to do much laundry

I think this is one of those times when even though it's really hard, as a man you should step up and "protect" her, you know?
Train perverts are a really scary thing to women
I mean, you're "Train Man", right?
Since you met her by protecting her on the train, you should be the one to protect her now, too!

Plus, since that kind of conversation has come up, I don't think she has a boyfriend
If she did, she wouldn't say "I don't have anyone to have dinner with me"
And she'd say things like "let's commute together" = "protect me from the groper", to him, not you, right?

Train, this is a huge chance for you, right?
You can see Hermes every day, right?
That way, you'll have more chances to get to know her better, right?
In this past week, you've learned that "what you talk about in the conversation doesn't matter", right?

Well... since Train has to start work earlier than Hermes, it's probably no use, but...
Either way, at the very least you should ask your boss if you can come in late to work for the first two days of the week next week...

I think you'll win some major brownie points if you can commute with her at this point~~
Trainykins, this is what you call "the turning point in the game", right? LOL

294 Name: Train Man ◆SgHguKHEFY Date: 04/04/17 10:49

I just woke up. And made an appointment at the hair salon

I plan to talk the commuting together thing over with her today
The problem is that my station and her station are on two totally different lines
plus they're pretty far apart, so if I go all the way to her station, I'll definitely be late for work
In order for us to really commute together, we'd both have to get up earlier in the mornings.
And if we get there earlier, we won't be there for rush hour, anyway, so there's no point... _| ̄|○

296 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/17 10:53

So, Trainy, what's the plan for today?
Just the basics is fine, thx

297 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/17 10:54

I check the BBS before I leave and it's happening in real time?! ('A`)
I'll try saying: Why don't you try to Google up something about basic groper defense?

298 Name: Train Man ◆SgHguKHEFY Date: 04/04/17 10:59

>>296
The same as always. We'll meet up in the evening and hit two restaurants.

>>297
0k

305 Name: Train Man ◆SgHguKHEFY Date: 04/04/17 11:43

It's pretty early, still, but I'm going to get going.
I'll be back tonight

*waves*

Train Man quickly deploys. There is not even a smidgen of the nervous feeling from his first mission.

387 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/17 23:30

even if he doesn't make it all the way to sexx0rs, if he just comes home having "smooched" her, i'll just about die

...if all he does is hold her hand in a friendly way, i can prolly crawl my way back to imperial headquarters, at least

392 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/17 23:39

With the foreplay out of the way...

Hermes: "Oh Train Man... I want to share the closest possible experience that two people can share with you..."
Train Man: "0k"
Trane Man: "condomswhere help"
Hermes: "Today... is one of my safe days, so... you don't have to use one if you don't want to..."
Crane Man: "Oh, but no, I..."
Hermes: "Haha *laughs*, actually I was hinting *laughs* I'm so glad you're a sincere person"


*insertion*

Lain Man: "Oops... I came..."
Hermes: "Eh, already?"
Gain Man: (´・ω・`)

Hermes: "That just seems to suit you somehow *laughs* Don't worry, I've got you (by something). *laughs*"
Grain Man: ( ´ー`)

401 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/17 23:49

Hey everyone, tell the truth - deep down, are you hoping that Train will succeed, or fail?

I want him to succeed with Hermes, and become a great couple

403 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/17 23:49

>>401
I feel the same way

404 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/17 23:51

>>401
Agreed.

408 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/17 23:52

>>401

One vote for success *waves*

I want him to end up as a new urban legend

409 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/17 23:52

>>401
10000 Hermes on sexess, I mean, success

410 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/17 23:52

If it makes Train happy, then I'm okay with whatever

415 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/17 23:54

He's seriously late getting home
Could it possibly mean what I think it means...?

420 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/17 23:55

kalm down every1.
this isn't the 1st time train has been late getting home

423 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/17 23:55

When Train gets home, he'll immediately boot up his PC and email Hermes
It would be unnatural if he didn't post a report at the same time
So I predict that he's not home yet

448 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 00:14

The second restaurant for tonight is the bar of a high-class hotel with a romantic view
Train, noticing that it's about time for the last train, gets up to go home,
when Hermes flashes him a glittering hotel room key...

449 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 00:15

>>448
(ノ∀`) that's so like the residents here to imagine something like that

459 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 00:29

I just realized tonight that it's when there's no response posts that the bombs drop the hardest
I can't take it anymore, I'm going to bed

464 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 00:34

i'm waiting! waiting until he comes back!
i'll show you the steel will of the late-night crowd!

As usual, his arrival home was late. Just was casualties started to appear, Train Man came back. Hidden in his pocket was a weapon the likes of which had never been seen before.

476 Name: Train Man ◆SgHguKHEFY Date: 04/04/18 00:42

Heya. I just got back.
I walked her home, so it took longer than usual... ( ´ー`)
I'm seriously tired today... _| ̄|○

I'm gonna change *waves*

478 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 00:44

>>476
welcome back and g00d work

479 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 00:44

The bomb is here yeaahh━━━━(Д゚(○=(゚∀゚)=○)Д゚)━━━━━!!!

481 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 00:44

yeeaahhh━━━━(Д゚(○=(゚∀゚)=○)Д゚)━━━━!!!!!
he walked her home, yeaahh━━━━(Д゚(○=(゚∀゚)=○)Д゚)━━━━!!!!!

487 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 00:45

>I walked her home, so it took longer than usual
>I walked her home, so it took longer than usual
>I walked her home, so it took longer than usual
>I walked her home, so it took longer than usual
>I walked her home, so it took longer than usual

What's with this sudden blow to the stomach... _| ̄|○

523 Name: Train Man ◆SgHguKHEFY Date: 04/04/18 01:00

I'm back.

Today we met up in the evening,
but since I could only get an appointment at the hair salon early in the day,
I threw my stuff together and left the house pretty early.

Once I got to the salon, the same person from before did my hair again
She asked
"Big date today?"
so I said,
"Well, something like that" ( ´ー`)

Since I had a lot of time still, I went to hunt around in Akihabara for the first time in awhile
I can't afford to buy anything any more, tho... _| ̄|○
One of the girls selling art said to me:
"You don't look like the type to come to Akihabara"
That was my big catch of the day (`・ω・´)

After I did a quick run-through of all the stores, it was getting to be about time,
so I headed to our meeting place. I got there about 15 minutes early,
but she was already there waiting.
I half-hurried towards her

528 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 01:00

>"You don't look like the type to come to Akihabara"

I think I'm gonna die...

540 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 01:02

"You don't look like the type to come to Akihabara"

Seriously?
Can one man change so much?!
No waayyyyyy!!
klaglnargklargwdrftgy

556 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 01:06

The trench! Where's the trench?!?!!!

557 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 01:06

it's too late... run while you still c-

559 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 01:06

My anti-couple equipment is only made of bamboo,
but if I go up on the roof, will I be able to send it to Train?

563 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 01:07

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573 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 01:08

you guyz, kalm down, the first wave of attack isn't even here yet!

582 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 01:09

Wait a second!


  t h e . e n e m y . a i r c r a f t . h a s n ' t . d r o p p e d . t h e . b o m b . y e t !!

587 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 01:10

>>582
That was just a warning shot, and look at what it did to us

This time, Train Man aimed his gun straight at the BBS residents, who were panicking after only his warning shot.

616 Name: Train Man ◆SgHguKHEFY Date: 04/04/18 01:15

"Hello"
"Huh?! You're early today *laugh*"

we lightly greeted each other. Since she'd been late the first two times,
apparently this time she had decided that she'd be early today, for sure.
Today she was wearing light attire perfect for spring.

She was wearing pants or jeans, I guess, which is unusual for her.
Her legs are so slim that you seriously want to ask her, "Are you eating properly?"
She was wearing a cute shirt(?) with short sleeves, too.
Her arms were thin, too, and pale... *pants*
Ahh, light clothes are nice... ( ´ー`)

We headed straight off to the restaurant.
Again today, the streets were filled with waaayyy too many ppl
We moved forward by kinda pushing ourselves through it all.
I walked slightly behind her.
"There's a lot of people again today, aren't there~"
she lightly complained
"Don't worry. I've got you *laugh*"
I said jokingly, and put my hand around her wrist
"Ahaha"
She looked down at her taken hand and laughed.
"Well, then, please be sure to keep close *laughs*"
and we kept walking towards the restaurant.

Her wrists were so delicate... ( ´ー`)

625 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 01:16

>I said jokingly, and put my hand around her wrist
>I said jokingly, and put my hand around her wrist
>I said jokingly, and put my hand around her wrist
>I said jokingly, and put my hand around her wrist
>I said jokingly, and put my hand around her wrist

It's a new kind of bomb, yeeaahh━━━━━━(゚A゚)━━━━━━ !!!!!

630 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 01:17

It seems this is the end for me... I'm going to die go ahead of you all

_| ̄|○ forgive me

635 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 01:18

Medic!! MEDDIIIIIICgaflkgnjafklCCCCCCCCCCCC

636 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 01:18

What a situation...

640 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 01:18

train's mobile suit is a monster...?

645 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 01:19

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661 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 01:21

ahhh... this is it.
train was just another one of us residents, but look at him now...
powers of destruction unlike any seen before...!!!

all we can do is gaze at his blindingly bright back as he leaves us behind...


*coughs*

663 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 01:21

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            -  ̄─_─ ̄─ -- = ─ -- = ─− ̄-
    mommy         ─ ̄ -−-- ─− ̄─−--− ̄−-
            -  ̄─_─ ̄─ -- = ─ ─− ̄-
              ─ ̄ -−-- ─−--− ̄−-    
           ∧∧
           /⌒ヽ)  [nullpo]
         三三三
        三三

664 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 01:21

Everyone is surrounded by such light

I have... so much left... undone.....

672 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 01:23

>"Don't worry. I've got you *laugh*"
>I said jokingly, and put my hand around her wrist
>"Ahaha"
>She looked down at her taken hand and laughed.
>"Well, then, please be sure to keep close *laughs*"

What!? What's going on!?
Is this the Federation's newest weapon?!?!!

688 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 01:25

Reporting in!
The first anti-aircraft defense line isn't responding!
It appears that the enemy used new kind of bomb!!!!

689 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 01:25

amazing... at each word from train
my heart's pounding, it's gonna blow.

what incredible precision... this is indeed a new form of weapon...

As if landing the final blows, Train Man pulls the trigger at the residents, who are dropping like flies.

695 Name: Train Man ◆SgHguKHEFY Date: 04/04/18 01:26

I continued holding her wrist.
As we were waiting for the stoplight to change,
she turned her hand around and clasped mine,
so that our palms were touching.
"This is a bit more natural, isn't it"

and smiled at me. I was so surprised,
I have no idea what kind of expression I had on my face.

Her hand is so small, thin, cold and soft.
I can't forget the feel of it even now.

After we had walked a bit, maybe it was because I was nervous,
but my palm got a little sweaty... _| ̄|○
Hermes, thank you for continuing to hold it despite that.

699 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 01:27

GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

702 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 01:27

o k a y , n o w . t h e r e ' s . d e f i n i t e l y . n o . d o u b t

701 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 01:27

It's a new kind of bomb!
Evacuate the townspeople to at least a 10km radius outside this thread!
HURRY!!!!!!!!!!!

707 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 01:28

>As we were waiting for the stoplight to change,
>she turned her hand around and clasped mine,
Eh?
>so that our palms were touching.
*explosion*

713 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 01:28

>>707
It's like an attack after a running start...
Twice the destructive power...

As the residents irrationally got mad at the couples of the world who can't just behave themselves while waiting for a stoplight to change, Train Man continued the attack.

715 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 01:29

why is it that just by holding hands, the destruction is greater than with a sexx0rs attack...

717 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 01:29

>so that our palms were touching.
>"This is a bit more natural, isn't it"
>so that our palms were touching.
>"This is a bit more natural, isn't it"
>so that our palms were touching.
>"This is a bit more natural, isn't it"
>so that our palms were touching.
>"This is a bit more natural, isn't it"
>so that our palms were touching.
>"This is a bit more natural, isn't it"
>so that our palms were touching.
>"This is a bit more natural, isn't it"
>so that our palms were touching.
>"This is a bit more natural, isn't it"

The second wave of attack is here!
It's a big one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

720 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 01:29

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782 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 01:37

Bombings really existed...
Haha............ being here in real time is amazing....

Hey, you people reading this on Nakano Hito's webpage.

T h i s . h a s . m o r e . d e s t r u c t i v e . p o w e r . t h a n . y o u . c o u l d . e v e r . i m a g i n e

840 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 01:50

What.... what have we created....?
Who could ever have guessed that he would grow into such a monster
At first it was just a bit of curiousity and a compassionate heart
Our inquisitive spirit gave power to him, and with that newfound power
he began to grow more and more of his own accord
Now, he's grown into such a monster that he can slaughter us all with the tip of his fingernail
Ahh, is this victory? Or defeat?
We've created a monster above and beyond our own expectations
Nay! This is not even an achievement accreditable to us,
We did nothing more than awaken the potential that was sleeping inside of him
That's it, that's right, we are the vanquished, we are nothing more than the eternally vanquished!

865 Name: Train Man ◆SgHguKHEFY Date: 04/04/18 01:55

The restaurant this time had a pretty different atmosphere.
Like a horror movie...
"I've been wanting to come here~"
she says. I was pretty nervous, still.

But the food was pretty (゚д゚)yummeh
And it wasn't even that expensive.
For drinks, she ordered a cocktail,
and I asked for "ah, one more of those".
"So you drink cocktails, too."
"No, I just thought I'd try drinking what you're drinking *laugh*"
"Haha *laughs*"

Then she gave me back my copy of 'The Matrix 3'
We'd talked about it by email a bit, but we started talking again,
about what we thought about it and what confused us
It seemed she obsessed about Keanu. I liked Mr. Smith.
Apparently she watched the kiss scene in this state: (((( ;゚д゚)))whoaa
and when the kiss finally came, like this: ヽ(`Д´)ノwaahhh
Seeing her like that, I was ( ´ー`)obsessionnn

870 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 01:56

The third wave of attach is here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

884 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 01:58

and when the kiss (by Neo in the movie) finally came, like this: ヽ(`Д´)ノwaahhh
Argh... that one got me... haha

919 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 02:07

It scares me that the next one is taking so long.... seriously scares me

922 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 02:08

I've lived in Tokyo a long time,
but I can't figure out what restaurant they went to.

I can think of this one in Nagoya, tho.
http://www.kangoku.com/41.htm

924 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 02:08

>>922
I thought of Kangoku Bar, too

933 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 02:10

http://r.gnavi.co.jp/g528910/

Imagine it's here

923 Name: Train Man ◆SgHguKHEFY Date: 04/04/18 02:08

We also talked about commuting together, again
Once that topic came up, she seemed to lose more and more of her energy
and I ended up unthinkingly asking "are you okay?" a few times.
It ended up being too hard to get the timing of the commute right,
so we let the topic slide.

At that point I gave her a copy of the page I'd found on Google about train groper defense.
I'd read it already, so I explained the important parts to her verbally
She thanked me over and over and bowed her head to me.
For some reason I felt compelled to bow back

The time for our reservation at the second restaurant had arrived
so it was a little too soon, but we left the restaurant.
We split the bill again.
"You've got to start letting me treat you"
I said, jokingly,
but she let it go by lightly by saying
"That won't do *laughs*"
( ´ー`)

929 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 02:09

So nice...
I could cry.

941 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 02:12

Oi...
You guys... you're just barely hanging in there, aren't you.

942 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 02:12

I can't take it, I can't sit still, I'm gonna eat a banana

944 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 02:13

We don't have any bananas at my place...

945 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 02:13

>>933
The fascinating Kangoku Bar is known for its heart-stopping attraction, which goes on three times per day. (All rooms are completely private.)

(All rooms are completely private.)
(All rooms are completely private.)
(All rooms are completely private.)
(All rooms are completely private.)
(All rooms are completely private.)
(All rooms are completely private.)
(All rooms are completely private.)
(All rooms are completely private.)

953 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 02:16

>>923
I don't know what the atmosphere was at the time,
so it might just be me being overly suspicious,
but as I'm reading Train's posts, I get the feeling
that he was a little too pushy about the going to work together thing.

And as far as the train groper defense stuff, I think Train should have
explained it to her himself, rather than just handing over some paper.

Well, if Hermes has taken a liking to Train, then she prolly won't think anything of it, I guess.

960 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 02:19

Like >>953 says, you should just forget the commuting thing
Plus, having someone go so far as to print out some thing on groper defense,
she's probably a little happy, but she might be a little turned off at the imposition, too

966 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 02:20

>>965
yeah! that's minus points, huh! but you know


('A`) but what train and hermes have isn't something that can be shaken by something like that!

967 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 02:20

This turned into the thread where people find Train's minus points so they can feel better about themselves

971 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 02:21

>>953
I pretty much feel the same
Gropers are something that happen all the time on packed rush-hour trains
It's a shock at the time, but I don't think it's anything to drag on about
So having a man (even someone you like) make such a thing out of it
might make her think badly of you, so I think you shouldn't bring it up any more


...it's been a while since I tried giving advice lol

56 Name: Train Man ◆SgHguKHEFY Date: 04/04/18 02:29

We left the restaurant, and since she took my hand, I gripped hers back.
She didn't say anything.
I didn't really say anything, either.

The next restaurant was a little far, so we took the train
Except for when we were buying tickets or going through the ticket-gate,
we held hands the whole time. All initiated by her.

While on the train:
"If only we could commute together like this, too *laughs*"
like she wanted to be coddled a bit, yeah━━━ヽ(ヽ(゚ヽ(゚∀ヽ(゚∀゚ヽ(゚∀゚)ノ゚∀゚)ノ∀゚)ノ゚)ノ)ノ━━━!!!!
Stupid JR...

We get to the station and get moving again.
As we were leaving the ticket-gate, this time I held out my hand
"If you don't mind *laugh*"
"Not at all"
she said, and timidly took my hand ( ´ー`)

Mommy, I'm getting sleepy... _| ̄|○

66 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 02:30

They're totally going steady.

73 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 02:31

I haven't heard the phrase "going steady" in a long time.

90 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 02:33

well then, that's settled.
we're past whether or not the groper thing was pushy.
(it might have just been hermes following up to make him feel better, tho)

that's awesome, train.
you're shining more brightly than ever...! ('A`)

118 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 02:38

For me, >>56 was a more powerful bomb than the legendary 125's Couple Seat... _| ̄|○

129 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 02:39

It's not that Train is in love with Hermes!!
It's Hermes who's in love with Train!!

156 Name: Train Man ◆SgHguKHEFY Date: 04/04/18 02:45

This time the restaurant was more like a cafe
It had a ton of sweets and stuff
Apparently she'd had her eye on this one for awhile, too.

When I ordered the same cocktail as her at this place, too
of course, she laughed at me lol

I don't usually eat sweet foods,
but the stuff here was (゚д゚)yummeh.
I guess you'd say they made stuff that adults would find tasty, too,
and even being a man, I was able to gobble it right up.

We also talked about fashion for the first time
Well, actually, she was the one asking all the questions
I also got some advice from her on what kind of clothes she likes

It has nothing to do with ↑,
but the day she had to get up early the next morning was about Monday morning
We'd planned to meet on a Sunday,
but since she had to get up early the next day, we changed to Saturday

We'd also been planning to discuss the commuting thing in depth today, too

168 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 02:48

train is progressing at an incredible speed... orz

169 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 02:48

>>161-162
Wait, kalm down.
This part bothers me...

>>today
????

172 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 02:49

Like a dry sponge sucking up a whole bunch of water all at once, huh >Train Man

173 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 02:49

No, you guyz.... you've got it all wrong~~~
You're supposed to use this growth of Train's as food for your own growth!!!

176 Name: Train Man ◆SgHguKHEFY Date: 04/04/18 02:50

>>169
Sorry, I'm talking about yesterday.
Lemme just say: she's not sitting next to me right now, lol
I'm alone at my place right now.

243 Name: sage Date: 04/04/18 03:08

Train, thank you! Thanks to you I've realized why I'm a poisonous single gal!!

Next time I run into a train groper, I won't kick him out onto the train platform
and sit on top of him.... I won't...... I won't, honest......... _| ̄|○

I'm getting killed by the bombings for a totally different reason than the rest of the residents here

246 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 03:08

>>243
.....

273 Name: 243 Date: 04/04/18 03:12

Ugh, it moved the thread to the top of the board anyway.... sorry
I don't plan on posting any more,
but I don't have a Train Man, see~
I'll keep my groper-fighting to a reasonable level

Sorry for dirtying up the thread

278 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 03:13

>>273
○ don't worry about it

_ト| ̄|〇

301 Name: Train Man ◆SgHguKHEFY Date: 04/04/18 03:18

We got so into our conversation that suddenly it was time for last orders
It would be weird to stay until they actually closed the restaurant,
so we decided to leave at that point. It was a little cold outside.
There weren't as many people out as there were in the earlier evening
so there was no worry of us getting separated, but we still ended up holding hands.

She still seemed to lack her usual energy on the train going home,
so I asked "Are you tired?"
but she shook her head. I'd never seen her like this before.
"I'm a little drunk *laughs*"
"R... really?"
I got worried.

The silence continued, and she still seemed tired,
so I crouched down and peered up into her downcast face,
and she opened her eyes wide
"Hm?"
and mustered some bravado. Her facial expression made me obsess! without thinking

We were getting close to the station where she gets off, so I asked
"How far of a walk is it from the station to your house?"
"About 10 minutes, I suppose"
"Well, then, I'll walk you home"
"Eh!? Oh, no, that's alright, I don't want to be a bother"

she turned me downz (´・ω・`)

306 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 03:19

so I crouched down and peered up into her downcast face
so I crouched down and peered up into her downcast face
so I crouched down and peered up into her downcast face
so I crouched down and peered up into her downcast face

331 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 03:23

There's gotta be something after she turned him down

Something huge

Something so huge we'll all die in the blink of an eye

332 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 03:23

Could lethargic Hermes be a foreshadowing or something??
No way...

342 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 03:25

>She still seemed to lack her usual energy on the train going home,
This is the key.
Yeah, I have a bad feeling about this. What? Why are the explosions in the southern sky getting closer?

347 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 03:26

"Awww, but I want to be with you a little longer, so please take me home after all"

Like that!?

354 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 03:28

Hermes is pretending to be considerate but she's actually hinting
She was hoping that Trainykins would say
"No, don't be silly, I'll walk you home" one more time!

Waahh, this is greaaaatttt

355 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 03:28

>>332
"I want to stay by your side forever, but it's almost time to go home, so I'm sad..."

357 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 03:28

>>355
u play too many dating sims

358 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 03:28

>>355
Hermes seems like the type to say something like that, huh...

359 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 03:28

>>355
With this development, that's gotta be it, huh

Train Man pulls a collosal firearm out of his pocket, gets the residents in his line of sight, and pulls the trigger.

365 Name: Train Man ◆SgHguKHEFY Date: 04/04/18 03:30

We arrive at her station. I say
"Well, I'll email you. Good night"
and say goodbye, but she gently takes my hand
and pulls me toward the door.

I get pulled along with just an "Eh?"

And we both ended up getting off at that station.
She looked at me apologetically and said
"Could you walk me home, after all...?"

Relying on me, yeaahh━━━( ´∀`)・ω・) ゚Д゚)゚∀゚)・∀・) ̄ー ̄)´_ゝ`)-_)゚∋゚)´Д`)゚ー゚)━━━!!!!

I could have that facial expression for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
"Sure, no problem *laugh*"
I agreed easily

After we got through the ticket get, we held hands again
After walking about 5 minutes from the station,
we got into a residential area and there were less people around
Plus there were a lot of dark places so I thought it might be a little dangerous
I said, "From now on I'll walk you home"
And she nodded without saying anything.

370 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 03:31

hey you guyz, she took his hand!

373 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 03:32

>she gently takes my hand and pulls me toward the door
>she gently takes my hand and pulls me toward the door
>she gently takes my hand and pulls me toward the door
>she gently takes my hand and pulls me toward the door
>she gently takes my hand and pulls me toward the door

386 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 03:33

hey you guyz, they held hands the whole day today!

436 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 03:40

Hermes is definitely waiting for Train to confess his love!
Most women are the type who can't say it themselves so they wait for the guy to say it!
They say stuff like that after they've already starting dating you, it's so unfair!
No doubt about it.

459 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 03:44

wooowwwww real time is sooo coooool
train is so cool, he's like an atom bomb, he's so amazing
the light is so bright and pretty, i cantbreathe, mommyyy
aaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

478 Name: Train Man ◆SgHguKHEFY Date: 04/04/18 03:46

We walked about 10 more minutes. We arrived in front of her house.
"...wow, expensive-looking house!?" I thought detachedly

"This is it. Thank you for walking me."
She thanked me by bowing deeply
"Not at all"
I get pulled along again and bow.

"Please text message me when you get home"
"Ah, sure. And tomorrow, too"
"Let's actually call each other once in awhile *laughs*"
"Yeah *laugh*"

We chatted a bit in front of her house.
"Ah, you'll miss the last train"
she said considerately
"Yes. Well, I'll be going, then"
I moved away from her, and lastly let go of her hand
I walked a little ways and turned around again, and she was waving at me

That's it ( ´ー`)

489 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 03:48

Wait a minute, Train. You didn't confess...?
I think Hermes was prolly waiting for it.

497 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 03:49

That's it ( ´ー`)
That's it ( ´ー`)
That's it ( ´ー`)
That's it ( ´ー`)
WHAT'S it!? _| ̄|○

500 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 03:49

I didn't kiss her or confess.
As expected, I have no idea how to do either... _| ̄|○

501 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 03:49

I think you should go for it
>>Train

502 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 03:49

>Train
There's a lot I want to say to you, but for now: good work on the report
Thanks for writing it even tho you're prolly tired

530 Name: Train Man ◆SgHguKHEFY Date: 04/04/18 03:53

I'm going to sleep...
Thanks again for today everyone~

*waves*

535 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 03:53

>>Train
Good night

*waves*

536 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 03:53

Train Thasnk you~
*waves*

538 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 03:54

>>530
Good work. Hurry up and confess to her.

*waves*

539 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 03:54

>>530
You did a great job yesterday. Get some rest
*waves*

541 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 03:54

good job, train
*wave

542 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 03:54

>>530 *wave Get some sleep!

544 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 03:54

Gnight...

Now all your time belongs to Hermes.
Get some damn sleep, already

546 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 03:54

>>530
goodwork

*wave*

547 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 03:54

Dude, how many people are on tonight!?

548 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 03:55

>>530
g00d w0rk~~

make us just a little more depressed, okay?

549 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 03:55

*WAVES*

550 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 03:55

*waves* There's a lot of people tonight

567 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 03:58

He's definitely got a chance at success, so now all he has to do is find the right timing to confess his love.
No confession via phone or text message! I want him to do it while they're on a date.

570 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 04:00

I bet it'd be lucky for them if he confessed where they first met: on a train

577 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 04:01

If they don't end up going steady after all this
then Hermes is totally inhuman - like an alien!
Women! I seriously hate them.

580 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 04:02

>>570
And the matchmaker at their wedding is of course, the drunk old man who brought them together.

The cupid of their love was a drunken old fart.....wow

581 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/04/18 04:03

Lastly I give these words of advice to Train...

Women are capricious creatures...
When they say "stay away!", you have to go straight to them come hell or high water,
When they say "you don't have to walk me home", you have to hold their hand and say "I'll walk you".
If you do what they say they want, they get sulky, "Hmph! You don't understand women at all."
But if you don't notice that it's something they really don't want and forcefully do it anyway, they'll treat you like a leper.

That's how they are... Mommy, I just couldn't keep up... _| ̄|○

The opinion that it was going too well and that it's only natural for Hermes to surrender held the majority. Train Man, who had until only recently been on the receiving end of the attacks, was now on the offensive side and breaking Hermes down bit by bit. Will Hermes surrender? Or will Train retreat without landing the final blow?

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